The Royal Tenenbaums quotes

105 total quotes

Chas Tenenbaum
Eli Cash
Etheline Tenenbaum

Margot Tenenbaum
Multiple Characters
Richie Tenenbaum
Royal Tenenbaum

View Quote WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

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View Quote Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?

View Quote You're in love with Richie. Which is sick and gross.

View Quote [immediately after wrecking his car] Where's my shoe?

View Quote You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!

View Quote [the priest breaks his ankle and is being loaded into the ambulance]
Raleigh: Do you have an alternate?
Priest: No.
Raleigh: Are there priests on call?

View Quote That's a hell of a damn grave. I wish it were mine.

View Quote You're turning me into a damn hobo!

View Quote Eli: I need help...
Chas: Me, too.

View Quote Uzi Tenenbaum: Who's your father?
Chas: His name is Royal Tenenbaum.
Ari: You told us he was already dead.
Chas: Yeah, well now he's really dying.

View Quote I don't understand. Did you pack your bags before you got locked out?

View Quote He's got them in there crunching numbers!

View Quote [speaking to Margot] I'm not in love with you any more.

View Quote I finally want to meet them.