The Royal Tenenbaums quotes

105 total quotes

Chas Tenenbaum
Eli Cash
Etheline Tenenbaum

Margot Tenenbaum
Multiple Characters
Richie Tenenbaum
Royal Tenenbaum

View Quote WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

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View Quote You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!

View Quote You're in love with Richie. Which is sick and gross.

View Quote Eli: I wish you'd've done this for me when I was a kid.
Richie: But you didn't have a drug problem then.
Eli: Yeah, but it still would've meant a lot to me.

View Quote That's a hell of a damn grave. I wish it were mine.

View Quote You're turning me into a damn hobo!

View Quote Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?

View Quote Eli: I need help...
Chas: Me, too.

View Quote [the priest breaks his ankle and is being loaded into the ambulance]
Raleigh: Do you have an alternate?
Priest: No.
Raleigh: Are there priests on call?

View Quote He's got them in there crunching numbers!

View Quote Uzi Tenenbaum: Who's your father?
Chas: His name is Royal Tenenbaum.
Ari: You told us he was already dead.
Chas: Yeah, well now he's really dying.

View Quote [speaking to Margot] I'm not in love with you any more.

View Quote I don't understand. Did you pack your bags before you got locked out?

View Quote I finally want to meet them.