The Royal Tenenbaums quotes
105 total quotesMargot Tenenbaum
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Richie Tenenbaum
Royal Tenenbaum
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He looks pretty good for a suicide. Attempted, anyway.
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Royal: You always put raising the kids before everything else.
Etheline: I tried to. Lately I'm feeling like I might not've done such a good job.
Etheline: I tried to. Lately I'm feeling like I might not've done such a good job.
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I know you Asshole!
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What about Sing-Sang? I owe her a hundred.
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She's married, you know. And she's your sister.
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Eli: You never even gave me the time of day till I started getting good reviews.
Margot: Your reviews weren't that good.
Eli: But the sales are.
Margot: Your reviews weren't that good.
Eli: But the sales are.
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Royal: Can we get somebody over here to kill these mice for us?
Margot: No. They belong to Chas. Or anyway he invented them.
Royal: Get him to stick them in a ****ing cage or something.
Margot: No. They belong to Chas. Or anyway he invented them.
Royal: Get him to stick them in a ****ing cage or something.
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Eli Cash: You never gave me the time of day until I started getting good reviews.
Margot Tenenbaum: Your reviews aren't that good.
Margot Tenenbaum: Your reviews aren't that good.
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Eli: How's Richie?
Margot: I don't know. I can't tell.
Eli: Yeah, me neither. He wrote me a letter. He says he's in love with you.
Margot: What are you talking about?
Eli: That's what he said. I don't know how we're supposed to take it.
Margot: I don't know. I can't tell.
Eli: Yeah, me neither. He wrote me a letter. He says he's in love with you.
Margot: What are you talking about?
Eli: That's what he said. I don't know how we're supposed to take it.
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[Royal tells his children of his impending divorce]
Richie: Is it because of us?
Royal: Well, of course, certain sacrifices had to be made as a result of having children. But lord, no.
Richie: Is it because of us?
Royal: Well, of course, certain sacrifices had to be made as a result of having children. But lord, no.
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Eli: I'm not in love with you any more.
Margot: I didn't ever know that you were.
Eli: Let's not make this any more difficult than it already is.
Margot: I didn't ever know that you were.
Eli: Let's not make this any more difficult than it already is.
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To tell you the truth, I haven't slept with a man in eighteen years.
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Eli: I wish you'd've done this for me when I was a kid.
Richie: But you didn't have a drug problem then.
Eli: Yeah, but it still would've meant a lot to me.
Richie: But you didn't have a drug problem then.
Eli: Yeah, but it still would've meant a lot to me.