I met Mr. Bigweld, but he's not like himself.
Rodney Copperbottom
Ewan McGregor · 21 quotes
Fender Pinwheeler
Robin Williams · 20 quotes
Crank Casey
Drew Carey · 9 quotes
Bigweld
Mel Brooks · 6 quotes
Piper
Amanda Bynes · 6 quotes
Ratchet
Greg Kinnear · 6 quotes
Herb
Stanley Tucci · 5 quotes
Madame Gasket
Jim Broadbent · 4 quotes
Lydia
3 quotes
Tim
Paul Giamatti · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Rodney Copperbottom & Fender Pinwheeler (8), Fender Pinwheeler & Crank Casey (7), Crank Casey & Piper (6)
Robots quotes
Page 2 of 4Mr. Bigweld, are you okay?
I'm the prettiest girl at the Harvest Moon Ball!
I'll take that as a "no"!
When was the last time you got oiled?
I really can't say that with my kid sister around here.
Can it, Fender!
Now, hold still. This might tickle.
We haven't been properly introduced. I'm Fender. It used to be Bumper, but I had to change it when we came into the country.
Copperbottom. Rodney Copperbottom.
Well, today, I tried to get in to see Bigweld.
[the Rusties all chuckle]
Well, if you find him, tell him we really need him to come back. He cared about bots like us.
Well, what I heard is that they done him in, and they left the rest of us to fall apart.
Who wants to get fixed?
Toilet Bot Thanks, Rodney. You're number one!
I'm on the list! Don't you know who I am?!
Tin Man
Now I know I've got a heart, because it's aching.
[After a skating fight on ballbearings, Fender hits the floor and his head comes off of his body]
Oh, great. Happy now?
Not until you give me back my foot, you mugger! [takes his foot back from Fender]
I am not a mugger! I happen to be... [his head falls over] Ow! ...a scrounger. I didn't know you were at the end of that foot.
Oh, here. Let me help you with that.
No, no, no. I'll do it myself. I have my pride, you know. [whistles to his body] Over here. [his body comes over to pick his head up] Oh, no. No. No, no, not that close... [his body accidentally kicks his head away from it] Hold on, hold on! [the body kicks it away again] No, no, no!
What?
What's that extra piece?
Oh. Oh, no, they always put in an extra... [takes a good look at the piece; chuckles] We did want a boy, right? [takes the piece and a hammer; clears throat] This won't hurt a bit, son. [hammers the piece in, and baby Rodney wails]
Jack Hammer
[an angry mob of outmodes gathers at the front of Jack Hammer’s store]
Sorry, folks! All sold out! Nothing but upgrades from here on in!
Female Robot
[angry]
But I like myself just the way I am! [her light bulb nose breaks] Oh!
Male Robot #1
We can't afford upgrades!
Male Voice
This is unfair!
Male Robot #2
[shouting]
Let's get him! [attempts to throw a trashcan, but it is actually a robot]
Trashcan Bot
Hey, hey, hey. Hey, what are you doing? Don't throw me! [Rodney and the Rusties attempt to stop the mob of outmodes from harming Jack, but the mob then notices Rodney] Hey, isn’t that the guy who fixed Fender’s neck?
Male Robot #3
Yeah, that guy fixes bots!
Jack Hammer
Yeah, that kid can help you!
[Bigweld has been taken hostage by Madame Gasket and is a few steps away from being incinerated]
Gasket, you're a sick, twisted, evil robot.
Children
[first lines]
Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing...
Baker
There you go.
Child
Thanks.
Wa-hoo! I'm gonna be a dad! I just talked to my wife. My baby's gonna be delivered any minute.
Robot on truck
Hey! Get out of the way!
Hey, hey! I'm going to be a dad! Congratulate me.
Robot #1
Huh?
Robot #2
Hmm?
Fire Hydrant
Good for you, Herb. Don't even think about it.
Beer Delivery Robot
Hey!
Sorry. How are you? Nice to see you. I'm gonna be a dad!
Beer Delivery Robot
Congrats!
Hey, Mr. Nuts, did you hear the news?
Mr. Nuts
Yeah.
Beautiful day, isn't it?
[Herb runs into his house, where Lydia is standing next to a window]
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. You missed the delivery.
Oh!
[holds up a box with a picture of a robot on it]
But it's okay. Making the baby's the fun part.
[Herb is doing a poor job of playing the instrument Rodney gave him]
Well, there goes our happy ending.
No, it’s a fusion of jazz and funk. It’s called junk.
[Piper has just showed up unexpectedly to help the others fight Madame Gasket and her minions]
Did I miss the butt whupping?
Everyone
Uh... no.
As a matter of fact, you're a little bit early.
[Ratchet is getting his back massaged]
Oh... Oh, yeah... I've never felt so relaxed. Say, do you mind giving me a little scratch between the shoulder blades? [a blade runs along his back] Oh, there ya-- AH! Easy, tiger. Oh! Hey, take it easy! Hey, what are you trying to do, kill--?! [gets up and sees Madame Gasket] AAAAHHH!!
Relax. It's me, your mommy.
How did you get in here?!
I came up the airshaft. I know you don't like anybody here to see me.
Well, what do you want?
Someone's fixing them!
What?
Someone is repairing outmodes! And they are laughing at you!
Who?! And are you sure they're not laughing with me?
Yes.
Oh, so what if one crazy fanatic repairs a few outmodes? Who cares?
Think. Use those brains I stole for you. Today, it's one. What about tomorrow when everyone gets the idea this is okay? "We can fix ourselves. We don't need upgrades. We want Bigweld." Then what happens to you?!
Okay, okay. Take it easy. We've got to find out who this is and stop him.
Not stop him, crush him! Destroy him! And by the way, I brought you a little something for your desk. [gives Ratchet a picture of her making a cute face in a heart-shaped frame titled "World's Best Mom"]
[Spanish accent]
I think you maybe-a can. [gestures to Rodney] This is-a Count Roderic Von Brokenzipper! Formerly Count Velcro.
Uh, the...
Where are the trumpets?!
The, the, uh...
We were promised trumpets to announce the Count's arrival! [to Rodney] I'm sorry, Your Grace: Beat me until you're happy. [Rodney slaps Fender across the face] He's happy. And I'm not feeling too bad myself.
Ahem. Let me see, uh... You're not on the list.
We're what?! Once again. [Rodney slaps Fender again] Ow! Thank you. [to Tim] Fine! We will go! You will explain to your superiors why we were not able to attend your little luau, your barn dance, whatever it is! But we're leaving! In a huff! [he and Rodney prepare to leave]
No, no! No, no. Please, go right in. In fact, would the Count like to hit me?
The Count hit you? The arrogance of some people. I will hit you on his behalf. [smacks Tim off his booth]
Thank you, Your Grace.