Clark Griswold That's nothing, it's a...birthmark.
2nd most-quoted character in National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation (1997): in 11 of its 44 quotes
Most scenes with: Cousin Eddie (2)
His name is not Papagiorgio. His name is Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student!
More lines from Clark Griswold
8 quotes Clark Griswold Clark Griswold Hard six coming out.
Clark Griswold It's my long-life food varnish. The FDA finally approved it!
Clark Griswold This is great! They don't have any of these games at the regular casino.
Clark Griswold Rus, don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin.
Clark Griswold ...and he want's to enter that garden, with a knowlege, and a mulch...
Clark Griswold Oh, Keno! This is easy.
Clark Griswold My pen burst. (after hotel employee notices Clark's arm is blue from falling in the plane's toilet)
Scenes with Clark Griswold
2 scenes Clark Eddie, did anyone ever tell you, you're bad luck.
You know, those were my mother's dying words. Course, when you're covered in third degree burns and your leg's caught in a bear trap, you're bound to say weird things.
Clark. Are you feeling lucky tonight, Sparky?
Clark Not right now, honey. They're teaching me baccarat.
Clark Here, make the seats good.
Maitre d' [begins pouring coins into the Maitre d's hand]
No...gratuity...necessary, sir. Right this way.
Jilly Kid, you made me a lot of money tonight. Hey, you like gettin' massages?
By who?
Jilly [sarcastically]
By who...by me. Meet me in the spa tomorrow at 10 o'clock.
Clark You need any help with the grill, Eddie?
No thanks, Clark. Don't have one. [throws chicken onto a rock]
Audrey OK, what happened to you last night?
[giggles]
Audrey [Audrey and Rusty sit down to breakfast]
Coffee
Me, too.
Make it three.
Clark [to waitress]
Four coffees it is.
Clark Kids!
Audrey Daddy, don't shout.
Clark What do you say we each have an 'alone day', where each of us can go out and explore the city of Las Vegas in their own way.
Clark, I don't think that's such a good...
Thanks
Audrey See, ya.
Clark Don't worry, honey. You're gonna love it. See ya.
Security
Have you seen a guy named Nick Papagiorgio?
Clark Yes, he took my wallet. He's over there.
[at Club Areola] 'Security: Your usual table, Mr. Papagiorgio?
Not today, Jimmy.
Clark You're in big trouble, mister.
Clark. Are we lost?
Yeah, dad. What block are we on?
Clark Very funny, Rus.
I wanna gamble.
Clark Russell. I never want to hear those words come out of your mouth again. Gambling is a very serious business.
Clark You need any help with the grill, Eddie?
No thanks, Clark. Don't have one. [throws chicken onto a rock] I'll get the tongs
