My pen burst. (after hotel employee notices Clark's arm is blue from falling in the plane's toilet)
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Cousin Eddie Ahh Uban Coffee you know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything, ice cream, mashed potatoes or just eat it straight out of the can for a quick pick me up.
Cousin Eddie It's a bust, Las Vegas fun police, hand over your chips. ha ha ha ha
Cousin Eddie Whoa man it is a blazer out there. You're lucky you got air conditioning in here {Casino} - like mother nature intended.
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