A scene from National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation 1997
Clark

Eddie, did anyone ever tell you, you're bad luck.

Eddie

You know, those were my mother's dying words. Course, when you're covered in third degree burns and your leg's caught in a bear trap, you're bound to say weird things.

Ellen

Clark. Are you feeling lucky tonight, Sparky?

Clark

Not right now, honey. They're teaching me baccarat.

Clark

Here, make the seats good.

Maitre d'

[begins pouring coins into the Maitre d's hand]

No...gratuity...necessary, sir. Right this way.

Jilly

Kid, you made me a lot of money tonight. Hey, you like gettin' massages?

Rusty

By who?

Jilly

[sarcastically]

By who...by me. Meet me in the spa tomorrow at 10 o'clock.

Clark

You need any help with the grill, Eddie?

Eddie

No thanks, Clark. Don't have one. [throws chicken onto a rock]

Audrey

OK, what happened to you last night?

Rusty

[giggles]

Audrey

[Audrey and Rusty sit down to breakfast]

Coffee

Rusty

Me, too.

Ellen

Make it three.

Clark

[to waitress]

Four coffees it is.

Clark

Kids!

Audrey

Daddy, don't shout.

Clark

What do you say we each have an 'alone day', where each of us can go out and explore the city of Las Vegas in their own way.

Ellen

Clark, I don't think that's such a good...

Rusty

Thanks

Audrey

See, ya.

Clark

Don't worry, honey. You're gonna love it. See ya.

Security

Have you seen a guy named Nick Papagiorgio?

Clark

Yes, he took my wallet. He's over there.
[at Club Areola] 'Security: Your usual table, Mr. Papagiorgio?

Rusty

Not today, Jimmy.

Clark

You're in big trouble, mister.

Ellen

Clark. Are we lost?

Rusty

Yeah, dad. What block are we on?

Clark

Very funny, Rus.

Rusty

I wanna gamble.

Clark

Russell. I never want to hear those words come out of your mouth again. Gambling is a very serious business.

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