Ellen Griswold I'll never fly again.
4th most-quoted character in National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation (1997): in 8 of its 44 quotes
A line from Ellen GriswoldCould be worse...you could be pregnant again.
More lines from Ellen Griswold
6 quotes Ellen Griswold Ellen Griswold Clark, this is a family trip. Can you try to stay with the family.
Ellen Griswold You find the Clark Griswold that I married and you tell him that I'm at the Mirage!
Ellen Griswold I love what you've done with the kitchenette.
Ellen Griswold Well, I don't know what you would do with your horses, because, Clark likes to use the garage for the cars and the lawn mower.
Ellen Griswold I've got news for you Clark. I haven't said yes, yet.
Scenes with Ellen Griswold
1 scene
Eddie, did anyone ever tell you, you're bad luck.
You know, those were my mother's dying words. Course, when you're covered in third degree burns and your leg's caught in a bear trap, you're bound to say weird things.
Ellen Clark. Are you feeling lucky tonight, Sparky?
Not right now, honey. They're teaching me baccarat.
Here, make the seats good.
Maitre d' [begins pouring coins into the Maitre d's hand]
No...gratuity...necessary, sir. Right this way.
Jilly Kid, you made me a lot of money tonight. Hey, you like gettin' massages?
By who?
Jilly [sarcastically]
By who...by me. Meet me in the spa tomorrow at 10 o'clock.
You need any help with the grill, Eddie?
No thanks, Clark. Don't have one. [throws chicken onto a rock]
Audrey OK, what happened to you last night?
[giggles]
Audrey [Audrey and Rusty sit down to breakfast]
Coffee
Me, too.
Ellen Make it three.
Kids!
Audrey Daddy, don't shout.
What do you say we each have an 'alone day', where each of us can go out and explore the city of Las Vegas in their own way.
Ellen Clark, I don't think that's such a good...
Thanks
Audrey See, ya.
Don't worry, honey. You're gonna love it. See ya.
Security
Have you seen a guy named Nick Papagiorgio?
Yes, he took my wallet. He's over there.
[at Club Areola] 'Security: Your usual table, Mr. Papagiorgio?
Not today, Jimmy.
You're in big trouble, mister.
Ellen Clark. Are we lost?
Yeah, dad. What block are we on?
Very funny, Rus.
I wanna gamble.
Russell. I never want to hear those words come out of your mouth again. Gambling is a very serious business.
