Rusty Griswold Couldn't you just roll us around on the bed again.
3rd most-quoted character in National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation (1997): in 9 of its 44 quotes
A line from Rusty GriswoldI put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car.
More lines from Rusty Griswold
7 quotes Rusty Griswold Rusty Griswold Who would have thought my sister had the legs of a thoroughbred. Am I right?
Rusty Griswold So I says to him, I said, "Get your own monkey!"
Rusty Griswold It's expensive having an entourage.
Rusty Griswold No corrective lenses tonight Mr Papagiorgio?
Rusty Griswold No sir, I do not require them.
Rusty Griswold Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on mom!
Scenes with Rusty Griswold
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Eddie, did anyone ever tell you, you're bad luck.
You know, those were my mother's dying words. Course, when you're covered in third degree burns and your leg's caught in a bear trap, you're bound to say weird things.
Clark. Are you feeling lucky tonight, Sparky?
Not right now, honey. They're teaching me baccarat.
Here, make the seats good.
Maitre d' [begins pouring coins into the Maitre d's hand]
No...gratuity...necessary, sir. Right this way.
Jilly Kid, you made me a lot of money tonight. Hey, you like gettin' massages?
Rusty By who?
Jilly [sarcastically]
By who...by me. Meet me in the spa tomorrow at 10 o'clock.
You need any help with the grill, Eddie?
No thanks, Clark. Don't have one. [throws chicken onto a rock]
Audrey OK, what happened to you last night?
Rusty [giggles]
Audrey [Audrey and Rusty sit down to breakfast]
Coffee
Rusty Me, too.
Make it three.
Kids!
Audrey Daddy, don't shout.
What do you say we each have an 'alone day', where each of us can go out and explore the city of Las Vegas in their own way.
Clark, I don't think that's such a good...
Rusty Thanks
Audrey See, ya.
Don't worry, honey. You're gonna love it. See ya.
Security
Have you seen a guy named Nick Papagiorgio?
Yes, he took my wallet. He's over there.
[at Club Areola] 'Security: Your usual table, Mr. Papagiorgio?
Rusty Not today, Jimmy.
You're in big trouble, mister.
Clark. Are we lost?
Rusty Yeah, dad. What block are we on?
Very funny, Rus.
Rusty I wanna gamble.
Russell. I never want to hear those words come out of your mouth again. Gambling is a very serious business.
