Shannon
You wanna say something?
Brodie
Yeah. About a million things, but I can't express myself mono-syllabically enough for you to understand it all.
Played by Ben Affleck 
Mallrats (1995) · 80 quotes
Mallrats (1995) · 80 quotes
Scenes with Shannon
5 scenes Shannon
Brodie
Shannon
Smart-ass ex-boyfriend! I've got two things to tell you. One: I don't like you. I see you every week in this mall. I don't like you shiftless layabouts. You're one of those **** mallrat kids. You don't come to the mall to shop or work. You hang out and act like you **** live here. Well, I have no respect for people with no shopping agenda.
Brodie
Is this what's known as motivated salesmanship?
Shannon
[Shannon punches Brodie]
Rene told me to leave you alone, but she's **** clueless. The newly single always feel a bit protective of the ex-boyfriend.
Brodie
If this is her idea of protective, I'd hate to have her mad at me.
Shannon
You see, Bruce, I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They're much more in need of solace and they're fairly open to suggestion. And, I use that to **** them some place very uncomfortable.
Brodie
What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
Shannon
No. More like someplace girls dread.
[Brodie tries to take a poke at Shannon, but Shannon gives him another beat-down]
T.S.
Haven't you ever heard the phrase "The customer is always right?"
Shannon
Let me tell you something. Let me give you a little secret, okay? [shouts in T.S.'s ear] The customer is always an asshole!
Shannon
That's it. You're dead, mallrat. I'm gonna **** you up beyond repair!
Brodie
Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.
Gill
What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
Shannon
[the videotape of Shannon back-dooring Tricia is playing on the big screen, with cheesy 70s porno music in background]
Yeah, who's your favorite new kid? Yeah, call me Joey. Oh, come on. Don't make me get loose. Yeah, that's right. Call me Donnie. Oh, girl. Oh, please don't go girl.
Jay
God damn, This is one wacky game show.
Brodie
[to the cops]
Hey! That girl's only 15!
Shannon
[cops focus their attention on Shannon]
Ah, 15? I thought she was 36! Come on, guys. Tell me you wouldn't have popped her.
