4th most-quoted character in Mallrats (1995): in 9 of its 80 quotes
Most scenes with: Brodie Bruce (6)
A line from Rene
Didn't I dump your ass this morning?
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Rene Brodie, I have always taken you with a grain of salt. On your birthday when you asked me to do a striptease to the theme from Mighty Mouse, I said "Okay." When we were at that hotel prom night and you asked me to sleep underneath the bed in case your mother burst in, I did it. And even when we were at my grandmother's funeral and you told most of my relatives that you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let it slide. [grabs Brodie by the ear] But if you think that I'm going to suffer any more of your shit with a smile now that we're broken up, you're in for some serious **** disappointment.
Scenes with Rene
7 scenes
Rene [Brodie picks up a controller and continues a paused video game]
What the hell are you doing?
Rene No, you promised me breakfast.
Breakfast? Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.
You have my Punisher War Journal #6, my copy of "Fletch" and the remote control to my TV. Now, I know it's going to be hard to give this stuff up because of it's sentimental attachment--
Rene Sentimental attachment? Look, if I have any of that crap it's because you brought it over my house and left it there.
Okay, then let's talk about coming up with a schedule for visitation rights.
Rene For what?
For the mall. I figure you can take the odd days, I'll take the even days and weekends. When there's any special feature like a sidewalk sale--
Rene Brodie, Brodie--
Rene Brodie! I've always taken you with a grain of salt. On your birthday, when you told me to do a striptease to the theme of "Mighty Mouse", I said "Okay". On prom night at the hotel when you told me to sleep under the bed in case your mother burst in, I did it. And even during my grandmother's funeral when you told my relatives that you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let that slide. [Grabs Brodie by the ear] But if you think I'm gonna suffer any of your shit with a smile now that we're broken up, you're in for some serious **** disappointment.
I took you shopping all the time!
Rene You took me where you went shopping, you jerk! You think I care what store in that shit pit dirt mall has the latest Godzilla bootlegs? Do you call eating pizza in the same dive pizzeria every night eating out? Do I give a shit what two comic labels are crossing over characters, selling two editions of the book in varied-ink chromium covers?! I'm a girl, damn it! I wanna do girly things!
Willam Brenda?
Rene Dick!
[in elevator]
What the hell gives at the cover boy?
Rene None of your damn business, [slaps Brodie with shopping bag] but he'd probably kick your ass if he knew what you just pulled.
Are you insane?! The guy looks like a date rapist! Is that my jacket?
Rene Brodie, start the elevator.
No! Not until you tell me what the deal is with you and the Sperminator out there! How long has this been going on!?
Rene Since I finally mustered the good sense to send you packing! He's a much more suitable companion any day.
Are you nuts?! The guy's pure testosterone! He's a walking hard-on just looking for a hole!
Rene I'm in need of testosterone after babysitting you and your comic book collection! I forgot what real men were like!
Rene [about why she cries in the bathroom]
Do you really wanna know?
I asked, didn't I? I'm playing the role of concerned guy.
[referring to the tape of Shannon having anal sex with Trish]
Did you see that shit? You call that romance?
Rene I call that illegal.
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