A scene from Mallrats 1995
Brodie

You have my Punisher War Journal #6, my copy of "Fletch" and the remote control to my TV. Now, I know it's going to be hard to give this stuff up because of it's sentimental attachment--

Rene

Sentimental attachment? Look, if I have any of that crap it's because you brought it over my house and left it there.

Brodie

Okay, then let's talk about coming up with a schedule for visitation rights.

Rene

For what?

Brodie

For the mall. I figure you can take the odd days, I'll take the even days and weekends. When there's any special feature like a sidewalk sale--

Rene

Brodie, Brodie--

Brodie

--or a boat show--

Rene

Brodie! I've always taken you with a grain of salt. On your birthday, when you told me to do a striptease to the theme of "Mighty Mouse", I said "Okay". On prom night at the hotel when you told me to sleep under the bed in case your mother burst in, I did it. And even during my grandmother's funeral when you told my relatives that you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let that slide. [Grabs Brodie by the ear] But if you think I'm gonna suffer any of your shit with a smile now that we're broken up, you're in for some serious **** disappointment.

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