“That's it. You're dead, mallrat. I'm gonna **** you up beyond repair!” – Shannon, Mallrats ... Movie Quotes Database

Shannon

That's it. You're dead, mallrat. I'm gonna **** you up beyond repair!

Brodie

Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.

Gill

What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

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Brodie Bruce Jason Lee More Brodie quotes →

Shannon Ben Affleck More Shannon quotes →

Gill Brian O'Halloran More Gill quotes →

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