“Haven't you ever heard the phrase "The customer is always right?” – T.S., Mallrats ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Mallrats 1995

T.S.

Haven't you ever heard the phrase "The customer is always right?"

Shannon

Let me tell you something. Let me give you a little secret, okay? [shouts in T.S.'s ear] The customer is always an asshole!

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