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T.S. How easily do you quit? Say you wind up with one of us?
Brodie Hopefully not Rush Limbaugh over here.
Gill Hicks Well, now, I'm not like Rush Limbaugh.
Brodie Well, why not? Because he's fat? Now you have something against fat people, too?
Shannon That's it. You're dead, mallrat. I'm gonna **** you up beyond repair!
Brodie Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.
Gill What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
Police Officer Hey! You can't strike a prisoner in police custody.
Brodie Oh, come on, fellas! Just once.
Police Officer Alright. But make it quick.
[Brodie punches Shannon in the gut]
[Brodie punches Shannon in the gut]
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