Smart-ass ex-boyfriend! I've got two things to tell you. One: I don't like you. I see you every week in this mall. I don't like you shiftless layabouts. You're one of those **** mallrat kids. You don't come to the mall to shop or work. You hang out and act like you **** live here. Well, I have no respect for people with no shopping agenda.
Is this what's known as motivated salesmanship?
[Shannon punches Brodie]
Rene told me to leave you alone, but she's **** clueless. The newly single always feel a bit protective of the ex-boyfriend.
If this is her idea of protective, I'd hate to have her mad at me.
You see, Bruce, I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They're much more in need of solace and they're fairly open to suggestion. And, I use that to **** them some place very uncomfortable.
What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
No. More like someplace girls dread.
[Brodie tries to take a poke at Shannon, but Shannon gives him another beat-down]
