Excuse me!
Ah!
How's it going?
Hey! What's up?
Who are you?
The who us?
Yeah.
Oh! We are, The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
Oh! You know that's right!
Nothing.
Zilch.
Nada.
Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002) · 28 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002): in 6 of its 28 quotes
Most scenes with: Pa Grape (5), Mr. Lunt (5), Jonah (3)
Excuse me!
Ah!
How's it going?
Hey! What's up?
Who are you?
The who us?
Yeah.
Oh! We are, The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
Oh! You know that's right!
Nothing.
Zilch.
Nada.
What is that? What's compassion?
Oh! That's a hard question.
Mmmm Hmmm!
Well, Compassion is when ya see that someone needs help, and ya wanna help them!
Yeah! Remember when we did that one thing, with that one guy?
Oh do I ever.
I remember it like it was yesterday.
Huh?! I thought for sure...
Alright! I admit it! It's my fault! All my fault! I'm the one to blame!
But, I... The worm!
I am a Hebrew, and I worship the Lord, the God of heaven, who made the sea and the land, and I'm running away from Him! He told me to go to Nineveh, but I didn't listen! You know, I don't like those people.
Oh! Fish Slappers.
Yes! And so I ran! I ran, and I ended up here, and now everyone's in terrible danger all because of me! I'm afraid the only thing left is to be thrown into the sea!
Awww! You don't have to do that. We gotta plank. You can just walk off!
Yes, thank you. You're too kind.
Something touched me! There's... There's something in the water!
I'm hurrying!
Hold on, Jonah! Aim this time!
I was aiming!
I can never tell where you're looking.
You should talk!
Hurry! [Lunt throws the ring, it misses again.] FELLOWS, PLEASE!
Pull it back in! Hurry!
Okay, okay! I got it!
No, no! I'll throw it!
FELLOWS, PLEASE!
Come on! Give it here!
I said I got it!
Excuse me, gentlemen! Perhaps I can be of some assistance.
Oops.
People of Nineveh! These four men, and that small, whatever it is...
I am a caterpillar! Well, that is only half true.
Have been found guilty of high thievery against the Royal City of Nineveh! For their punishment... THE SLAP OF NO RETURN!
What's so funny?
Observe!
[The Pirates and Jonah look on as the City Official places a large pumpkin on a small wooden platform in from of the fifth fish pole. There is a hush as he walks over to the rope, anchored to a stake in the ground, raises a curved sword high in the air, and brings it down, severing the rope. The fish falls, splattering the pumpkin to bits. Pumpkin hits Jonah's face. The crowd starts cheering and the Pirates and Jonah start crying like little babies.]
What is happening that is making you all cry like little babies?!
Why on earth do you take snack food so SERIOUSLY?!