People of Nineveh! These four men, and that small, whatever it is...
I am a caterpillar! Well, that is only half true.
Have been found guilty of high thievery against the Royal City of Nineveh! For their punishment... THE SLAP OF NO RETURN!
What's so funny?
Observe!
[The Pirates and Jonah look on as the City Official places a large pumpkin on a small wooden platform in from of the fifth fish pole. There is a hush as he walks over to the rope, anchored to a stake in the ground, raises a curved sword high in the air, and brings it down, severing the rope. The fish falls, splattering the pumpkin to bits. Pumpkin hits Jonah's face. The crowd starts cheering and the Pirates and Jonah start crying like little babies.]
[No! Waaaaaaaaah! Etc.]
What is happening that is making you all cry like little babies?!
Why on earth do you take snack food so SERIOUSLY?!
