Let's do another Twippo song!
But I'm the one who gets to meet him because I won the Twippo sweepstakes.
You don't have to rub it in.
It's great that you won the contest, Laura. But let's try not to brag about it. Nice one with the lights, Bob.
Bob My pleasure, for the next song maybe I can drive into the river!
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Yeah! Drive into the river, Bob! Oh, drive into the river, Bob!
Bob Or maybe you could help me with the map!
Is there anything you want me to tell Twippo, when I meet him?
Bob Ow!
Bob The map!
Bob Aah!
My ticket!
[The ticket flies away.]
Bob Oh yeah, well if it wasn't for you we wouldn't be in this mess!
I said I was sorry. I'll do better next time.
Bob There isn't gonna be a next time!
Mr. Bob, how are we going to get to the Twippo Concert?
Yeah! We're going to miss the Bald Bunny song.
Bob I don't know! I don't know about any bald bunnies!
I'm a bald bunny, ain't got no fur. I'm a bald bunny, brrr brrr brrr.
Laura: [while Percy continues singing] Even if we do make it to the concert, I can't get in! I lost my ticket!
Serves you right! It's your own fault for waving it around in my face!
I have to go to the bathroom.
You know, I'm usually not that clumsy in the car.
Bob Two flat tires?!
Usually, I'm quite dexterous!
Bob How in the world are we going to change two flat tires?! Where's the phone?!
If you hadn't been teasing me, we wouldn't been in this mess, Laura!
[clears thoart]
May we help you.
Bob The asparagus whack me in the head with a guitar.
So from inside the whale, Jonah prayed and asked God to forgive him for not obeying. He told God that if he got another chance, he would go to Nineveh, even though he didn't like those people very much.
Bob So did he get another chance?
Shouldn't you be lookin' our for yer tow truck?
Bob Yeah, yeah, yeah. That can wait. Did Jonah get another chance?
Well, God saw that Jonah needed help, and he wanted to help him.
Bob But did he give him a second chance even though he didn't deserve it? You know, mercy?
After three days, Jonah noticed something strange happening.
Bob (The ticket lands on the side of the road. Cuts back to the Veggies in the van. An annoyed Bob tries to get Mike out of his way.)
Do you mind?!
(his guitar is stuck in the steering wheel)
I'm stuck! (Mike tries to pull the guitar out the steering wheel, but accidentally rips the wheel off the dashboard. Bob gasps in horror. Mike frantically shakes his guitar to try to get the wheel off of his guitar. The Veggies all crying out in fear as the van swerves all around the road. Meanwhile, in the forest, a mother porcupine is walks with her two babies. Cut back to the van, which is still driving like crazy.)
Bob A porcupine!
Tree! [Bob steers right towards a cabin] Cabin! [Bob steers left towards a clothesline] Underwear!
Bob (chuckles)
Well, I'm glad that's over. [line snaps. Bob turns to Mike] Did you say something? [Mike shakes his head. Another line snaps] Oh...
Dear! [Three more lines snaps and the van continues down the hill towards the river and Veggies screams and bumped with the tree stump and two airbags]
Bob Am I in heaven?
(sniffs)
It smells like… Wisconsin. [?] (Everyone jumps out of the car)
Bob Well, nobody got hurt. [A quill comes out of nowhere and hits Bob in the behind and Bob crying out loud in scared] Ahh! (The porcupines look down happily.)
Wow! What a shot! [Bob groans]
Hey, what's that? (They all notice a restaurant that read SEAFOOD with the letter D light out.)
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(The D lights up.) (O.S.)
Ahh.
