A character in Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002)

Junior quotes from Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002)

Lisa Vischer

Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002): in 7 of its 28 quotes
Most scenes with: Pa Grape (4), Bob (4), Mr. Lunt (3)

Scenes with Junior

7 scenes

Let's do another Twippo song!

Annie

I love Twippo.

Junior

Me too!

But I'm the one who gets to meet him because I won the Twippo sweepstakes.

Junior

You don't have to rub it in.

It's great that you won the contest, Laura. But let's try not to brag about it. Nice one with the lights, Bob.

Bob

My pleasure, for the next song maybe I can drive into the river!

All

Yeah! Drive into the river, Bob! Oh, drive into the river, Bob!

Bob

Or maybe you could help me with the map!

Oh! I'm sorry.

Is there anything you want me to tell Twippo, when I meet him?

Laura!

Bob

Ow!

My ticket!!

Mike: Aah! Quick get it!

Bob

The map!

Sorry!

Bob

Aah!

My ticket!
[The ticket flies away.]

Bob

Oh yeah, well if it wasn't for you we wouldn't be in this mess!

I said I was sorry. I'll do better next time.

Bob

There isn't gonna be a next time!

Annie

Mr. Bob, how are we going to get to the Twippo Concert?

Yeah! We're going to miss the Bald Bunny song.

Bob

I don't know! I don't know about any bald bunnies!

I'm a bald bunny, ain't got no fur. I'm a bald bunny, brrr brrr brrr.
Laura: [while Percy continues singing] Even if we do make it to the concert, I can't get in! I lost my ticket!

Junior

Serves you right! It's your own fault for waving it around in my face!

Annie

I have to go to the bathroom.

You know, I'm usually not that clumsy in the car.

Bob

Two flat tires?!

Usually, I'm quite dexterous!

Bob

How in the world are we going to change two flat tires?! Where's the phone?!

I lost my ticket!

Junior

If you hadn't been teasing me, we wouldn't been in this mess, Laura!

Pea
[clears thoart]

May we help you.

Bob

The asparagus whack me in the head with a guitar.

Junior

What is that? What's compassion?

Oh! That's a hard question.

Mmmm Hmmm!

Well, Compassion is when ya see that someone needs help, and ya wanna help them!

So from inside the whale, Jonah prayed and asked God to forgive him for not obeying. He told God that if he got another chance, he would go to Nineveh, even though he didn't like those people very much.

Bob

So did he get another chance?

Shouldn't you be lookin' our for yer tow truck?

Bob

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That can wait. Did Jonah get another chance?

Well, God saw that Jonah needed help, and he wanted to help him.

Junior

That's compassion!

Bob

But did he give him a second chance even though he didn't deserve it? You know, mercy?

After three days, Jonah noticed something strange happening.

Bob

A porcupine!

Mike

Tree! [Bob steers right towards a cabin] Cabin! [Bob steers left towards a clothesline] Underwear!

Bob
(chuckles)

Well, I'm glad that's over. [line snaps. Bob turns to Mike] Did you say something? [Mike shakes his head. Another line snaps] Oh...

Mike

Dear! [Three more lines snaps and the van continues down the hill towards the river and Veggies screams and bumped with the tree stump and two airbags]

Bob

Am I in heaven?

Mike
(sniffs)

It smells like… Wisconsin. [?] (Everyone jumps out of the car)

Bob

Well, nobody got hurt. [A quill comes out of nowhere and hits Bob in the behind and Bob crying out loud in scared] Ahh! (The porcupines look down happily.)

Mike

Wow! What a shot! [Bob groans]

Junior

Hey, what's that? (They all notice a restaurant that read SEAFOOD with the letter D light out.)

All

Ooh.

Annie

What's seafoo?

Maybe it’s like Tofu.

Mike

Only saltier.

All
(The D lights up.) (O.S.)

Ahh.

[Last Lines]

What? What are you doing?!

I wanted to be big and important, just like you! But the world doesn't need more people who are big and important, the world needs more people who are nice, and compassionate, and merciful! That's what I want to be. You can find yourself a new travelling buddy. Goodbye!? [Khalil resumes walking with the new title song "God's Not Dead (Like A Lion)" Composer and Writer Michael Tait and Kevin Max Performed by The Newsboys as Jonah stares in disbelief]

You can't just leave!

Can and am. [Reginald begins to walks away as well, leaves Jonah all alone]

But who will I talk to?! You can't just leave me here all alone?! Hello? Carlyle? Reginald? Carlyle? Khalil? Khalil? KHALIL?! NOOOOO!!

That's [back in the present day; to everyone] the end. [closes the slider door, the Veggie Kids is initiated confusion and disappointedly/disappointion with the anticlimactickallies endingly la a Josh and the Big Wall, Text (Arial Bold White): "Veggie Kids have initiated confusion and disppointed with the anticlimactick endingly on restaurants.", includes Mike and Robert]

Dakota Richards
[in home]

I'm very disappointed in you, Percy, Annie, Junior and Laura.

Mom (Kelly Cronkhite)
[in home]

Oh, no. Dakota James, what do you think you're doing?! That's not supposed to be initiated disappointed ending here upon at the restaurants for Veggie kids, Dakota!

[confusedly; to Mike Asparagus]

Wait a minute. It's over?

Mom (Kelly Cronkhite)
[in home]

Dakota, no, that's not a Josh, that's a Jonah!

That's how it ends?

Yep.

Junior

But what did Jonah learn?

The question, my friends, is not "what did Jonah learn". The question is — what did you learn?

Junior

Well, I learned that we need to help people who need help. And we need to give second chances, even if they don't deserve them. But what's that got to do with us?

Hey, tomato?

Huh?

Your friend there, the big asparagus. If I'm not mistaken, he didn't do such a good job helping you with the map.

Oh, it was a disaster! He said he was sorry and that he'd do better next time, but no way! Uh-uh! I… Oh. Mercy. I guess everyone deserves a second chance.

Yep. Now get out of here before crab legs get cold.

Mike

You know, that still wasn't a very good way to end a story.

Well, whaddya want? A big musical number?

Mike

Well, yeah!

Who do they think I am, Twippo?

Veggie Kids
[cheers]

TWIPPO!!

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