Excuse me!
Ah!
How's it going?
Hey! What's up?
Who are you?
The who us?
Yeah.
Oh! We are, The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
Oh! You know that's right!
Nothing.
Zilch.
Nada.
Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002) · 28 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002): in 7 of its 28 quotes
Most scenes with: Pa Grape (7), Larry (5), Jonah (3)
Excuse me!
Ah!
How's it going?
Hey! What's up?
Who are you?
The who us?
Yeah.
Oh! We are, The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
Oh! You know that's right!
Nothing.
Zilch.
Nada.
What is that? What's compassion?
Oh! That's a hard question.
Mmmm Hmmm!
Well, Compassion is when ya see that someone needs help, and ya wanna help them!
Yeah! Remember when we did that one thing, with that one guy?
Oh do I ever.
I remember it like it was yesterday.
Huh?! I thought for sure...
Alright! I admit it! It's my fault! All my fault! I'm the one to blame!
But, I... The worm!
I am a Hebrew, and I worship the Lord, the God of heaven, who made the sea and the land, and I'm running away from Him! He told me to go to Nineveh, but I didn't listen! You know, I don't like those people.
Oh! Fish Slappers.
Yes! And so I ran! I ran, and I ended up here, and now everyone's in terrible danger all because of me! I'm afraid the only thing left is to be thrown into the sea!
Awww! You don't have to do that. We gotta plank. You can just walk off!
Yes, thank you. You're too kind.
Well... Should we pull him back in?
Uh... I don't see why not.
Something touched me! There's... There's something in the water!
I'm hurrying!
Hold on, Jonah! Aim this time!
I was aiming!
I can never tell where you're looking.
You should talk!
Hurry! [Lunt throws the ring, it misses again.] FELLOWS, PLEASE!
Pull it back in! Hurry!
Okay, okay! I got it!
No, no! I'll throw it!
FELLOWS, PLEASE!
Come on! Give it here!
I said I got it!
Excuse me, gentlemen! Perhaps I can be of some assistance.
Oops.
I wanted to be big and important, just like you! But the world doesn't need more people who are big and important, the world needs more people who are nice, and compassionate, and merciful! That's what I want to be. You can find yourself a new travelling buddy. Goodbye!? [Khalil resumes walking with the new title song "God's Not Dead (Like A Lion)" Composer and Writer Michael Tait and Kevin Max Performed by The Newsboys as Jonah stares in disbelief]
You can't just leave!
Can and am. [Reginald begins to walks away as well, leaves Jonah all alone]
But who will I talk to?! You can't just leave me here all alone?! Hello? Carlyle? Reginald? Carlyle? Khalil? Khalil? KHALIL?! NOOOOO!!
That's [back in the present day; to everyone] the end. [closes the slider door, the Veggie Kids is initiated confusion and disappointedly/disappointion with the anticlimactickallies endingly la a Josh and the Big Wall, Text (Arial Bold White): "Veggie Kids have initiated confusion and disppointed with the anticlimactick endingly on restaurants.", includes Mike and Robert]
I'm very disappointed in you, Percy, Annie, Junior and Laura.
Oh, no. Dakota James, what do you think you're doing?! That's not supposed to be initiated disappointed ending here upon at the restaurants for Veggie kids, Dakota!
Yep.
Dakota, no, that's not a Josh, that's a Jonah!
That's how it ends?
Yep.
But what did Jonah learn?
The question, my friends, is not "what did Jonah learn". The question is — what did you learn?
Well, I learned that we need to help people who need help. And we need to give second chances, even if they don't deserve them. But what's that got to do with us?
Hey, tomato?
Huh?
Your friend there, the big asparagus. If I'm not mistaken, he didn't do such a good job helping you with the map.
Oh, it was a disaster! He said he was sorry and that he'd do better next time, but no way! Uh-uh! I… Oh. Mercy. I guess everyone deserves a second chance.
Yep. Now get out of here before crab legs get cold.
You know, that still wasn't a very good way to end a story.
Well, whaddya want? A big musical number?
Well, yeah!
Who do they think I am, Twippo?
Yes? [???]
TWIPPO!!