Annie Onion quotes from Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002)

Percy Pea

Let's do another Twippo song!

I love Twippo.

Junior

Me too!

Laura

But I'm the one who gets to meet him because I won the Twippo sweepstakes.

Junior

You don't have to rub it in.

Dad Asparagus

It's great that you won the contest, Laura. But let's try not to brag about it. Nice one with the lights, Bob.

Bob

My pleasure, for the next song maybe I can drive into the river!

Yeah! Drive into the river, Bob! Oh, drive into the river, Bob!

Bob

Or maybe you could help me with the map!

Dad Asparagus

Oh! I'm sorry.

Laura

Is there anything you want me to tell Twippo, when I meet him?

Dad Asparagus

Laura!

Bob

Ow!

Laura

My ticket!!

Dad Asparagus

Mike: Aah! Quick get it!

Bob

The map!

Dad Asparagus

Sorry!

Bob

Aah!

Laura

My ticket!
[The ticket flies away.]

Bob

Oh yeah, well if it wasn't for you we wouldn't be in this mess!

Dad Asparagus

I said I was sorry. I'll do better next time.

Bob

There isn't gonna be a next time!

Mr. Bob, how are we going to get to the Twippo Concert?

Percy Pea

Yeah! We're going to miss the Bald Bunny song.

Bob

I don't know! I don't know about any bald bunnies!

Percy Pea

I'm a bald bunny, ain't got no fur. I'm a bald bunny, brrr brrr brrr.
Laura: [while Percy continues singing] Even if we do make it to the concert, I can't get in! I lost my ticket!

Junior

Serves you right! It's your own fault for waving it around in my face!

I have to go to the bathroom.

Dad Asparagus

You know, I'm usually not that clumsy in the car.

Bob

Two flat tires?!

Dad Asparagus

Usually, I'm quite dexterous!

Bob

How in the world are we going to change two flat tires?! Where's the phone?!

Laura

I lost my ticket!

Junior

If you hadn't been teasing me, we wouldn't been in this mess, Laura!

Pea

May we help you.

Bob

The asparagus whack me in the head with a guitar.

Bob

A porcupine!

Tree! [Bob steers right towards a cabin] Cabin! [Bob steers left towards a clothesline] Underwear!

Bob

Well, I'm glad that's over. [line snaps. Bob turns to Mike] Did you say something? [Mike shakes his head. Another line snaps] Oh...

Dear! [Three more lines snaps and the van continues down the hill towards the river and Veggies screams and bumped with the tree stump and two airbags]

Bob

Am I in heaven?

It smells like… Wisconsin. [?] (Everyone jumps out of the car)

Bob

Well, nobody got hurt. [A quill comes out of nowhere and hits Bob in the behind and Bob crying out loud in scared] Ahh! (The porcupines look down happily.)

Wow! What a shot! [Bob groans]

Junior

Hey, what's that? (They all notice a restaurant that read SEAFOOD with the letter D light out.)

Ooh.

What's seafoo?

Percy Pea

Maybe it’s like Tofu.

Only saltier.

Ahh.