A character in Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002)

Dad Asparagus quotes from Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002)

Dan Anderson

Tied for 10th most-quoted character in Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002): in 3 of its 28 quotes
Most scenes with: Bob (3), Junior (2), Annie Onion (2)

Scenes with Dad Asparagus

3 scenes

Let's do another Twippo song!

Annie

I love Twippo.

Me too!

But I'm the one who gets to meet him because I won the Twippo sweepstakes.

You don't have to rub it in.

Dad Asparagus

It's great that you won the contest, Laura. But let's try not to brag about it. Nice one with the lights, Bob.

Bob

My pleasure, for the next song maybe I can drive into the river!

All

Yeah! Drive into the river, Bob! Oh, drive into the river, Bob!

Bob

Or maybe you could help me with the map!

Dad Asparagus

Oh! I'm sorry.

Is there anything you want me to tell Twippo, when I meet him?

Dad Asparagus

Laura!

Bob

Ow!

My ticket!!

Dad Asparagus

Mike: Aah! Quick get it!

Bob

The map!

Dad Asparagus

Sorry!

Bob

Aah!

My ticket!
[The ticket flies away.]

Bob

Oh yeah, well if it wasn't for you we wouldn't be in this mess!

Dad Asparagus

I said I was sorry. I'll do better next time.

Bob

There isn't gonna be a next time!

Annie

Mr. Bob, how are we going to get to the Twippo Concert?

Yeah! We're going to miss the Bald Bunny song.

Bob

I don't know! I don't know about any bald bunnies!

I'm a bald bunny, ain't got no fur. I'm a bald bunny, brrr brrr brrr.
Laura: [while Percy continues singing] Even if we do make it to the concert, I can't get in! I lost my ticket!

Serves you right! It's your own fault for waving it around in my face!

Annie

I have to go to the bathroom.

Dad Asparagus

You know, I'm usually not that clumsy in the car.

Bob

Two flat tires?!

Dad Asparagus

Usually, I'm quite dexterous!

Bob

How in the world are we going to change two flat tires?! Where's the phone?!

I lost my ticket!

If you hadn't been teasing me, we wouldn't been in this mess, Laura!

Pea
[clears thoart]

May we help you.

Bob

The asparagus whack me in the head with a guitar.

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