(The ticket lands on the side of the road. Cuts back to the Veggies in the van. An annoyed Bob tries to get Mike out of his way.)
Do you mind?!
M Mike
(his guitar is stuck in the steering wheel)
I'm stuck! (Mike tries to pull the guitar out the steering wheel, but accidentally rips the wheel off the dashboard. Bob gasps in horror. Mike frantically shakes his guitar to try to get the wheel off of his guitar. The Veggies all crying out in fear as the van swerves all around the road. Meanwhile, in the forest, a mother porcupine is walks with her two babies. Cut back to the van, which is still driving like crazy.)
M Mike
Tree! [Bob steers right towards a cabin] Cabin! [Bob steers left towards a clothesline] Underwear!
(chuckles)
Well, I'm glad that's over. [line snaps. Bob turns to Mike] Did you say something? [Mike shakes his head. Another line snaps] Oh...
M Mike
Dear! [Three more lines snaps and the van continues down the hill towards the river and Veggies screams and bumped with the tree stump and two airbags]
M Mike
(sniffs)
It smells like… Wisconsin. [?] (Everyone jumps out of the car)
Well, nobody got hurt. [A quill comes out of nowhere and hits Bob in the behind and Bob crying out loud in scared] Ahh! (The porcupines look down happily.)
M Mike
Wow! What a shot! [Bob groans]
Hey, what's that? (They all notice a restaurant that read SEAFOOD with the letter D light out.)
A All
(The D lights up.) (O.S.)
Ahh.
[Last Lines]
What? What are you doing?!
I wanted to be big and important, just like you! But the world doesn't need more people who are big and important, the world needs more people who are nice, and compassionate, and merciful! That's what I want to be. You can find yourself a new travelling buddy. Goodbye!? [Khalil resumes walking with the new title song "God's Not Dead (Like A Lion)" Composer and Writer Michael Tait and Kevin Max Performed by The Newsboys as Jonah stares in disbelief]
Can and am. [Reginald begins to walks away as well, leaves Jonah all alone]
But who will I talk to?! You can't just leave me here all alone?! Hello? Carlyle? Reginald? Carlyle? Khalil? Khalil? KHALIL?! NOOOOO!!
That's [back in the present day; to everyone] the end. [closes the slider door, the Veggie Kids is initiated confusion and disappointedly/disappointion with the anticlimactickallies endingly la a Josh and the Big Wall, Text (Arial Bold White): "Veggie Kids have initiated confusion and disppointed with the anticlimactick endingly on restaurants.", includes Mike and Robert]
DR Dakota Richards
[in home]
I'm very disappointed in you, Percy, Annie, Junior and Laura.
MK Mom (Kelly Cronkhite)
[in home]
Oh, no. Dakota James, what do you think you're doing?! That's not supposed to be initiated disappointed ending here upon at the restaurants for Veggie kids, Dakota!
[confusedly; to Mike Asparagus]
Wait a minute. It's over?
MK Mom (Kelly Cronkhite)
[in home]
Dakota, no, that's not a Josh, that's a Jonah!
But what did Jonah learn?
The question, my friends, is not "what did Jonah learn". The question is — what did you learn?
Well, I learned that we need to help people who need help. And we need to give second chances, even if they don't deserve them. But what's that got to do with us?
Your friend there, the big asparagus. If I'm not mistaken, he didn't do such a good job helping you with the map.
Oh, it was a disaster! He said he was sorry and that he'd do better next time, but no way! Uh-uh! I… Oh. Mercy. I guess everyone deserves a second chance.
Yep. Now get out of here before crab legs get cold.
M Mike
You know, that still wasn't a very good way to end a story.
Well, whaddya want? A big musical number?
Who do they think I am, Twippo?
VK Veggie Kids
[cheers]
TWIPPO!!
