We're here at April and Phil's house and I'm gonna present them the branded dick on my butt. No let me rephrase that, DICKS!
Johnny Knoxville
22 quotes
Bam Margera
19 quotes
Chris Pontius
14 quotes
Ryan Dunn
10 quotes
Steve-O
9 quotes
Wee Man
5 quotes
Dave England
4 quotes
Ehren McGhehey
3 quotes
Jay Chandrasekhar
3 quotes
Crew Member
2 quotes
Jordan "Juicy J" Houston
2 quotes
Manny Puig
2 quotes
Phil Margera
1 quote
Most scenes together: Johnny Knoxville & Bam Margera (4), Johnny Knoxville & Chris Pontius (2), Bam Margera & Ryan Dunn (2)
Jackass Number Two quotes
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You ****ers are asses! I don't trust anybody!
[About to be buried up to his neck in a pile of manure]
I'm Steve-O and this is some shit. [Screams] I'm Steve-O and this is some shit!
[After drinking the horse semen]
I'm ashamed of myself. I really am. I'm completely ashamed of myself.
[After getting fired out of a street sewer in a devil costume in DTLA]
Keep God outta California! Whoo! Tell Charlie Daniels to write a song about this! God is out! He can have the other 48... or 49... whatever...
[After getting shot by riot explosive]
I'm crying. I'm a **** skateboarder, I don't get shot!
[After getting shot by riot explosive]
Is this okay? [Points to face] Then we're good.
[After Johnny Knoxville falls head first off the penny farthing bicycle]
You didn't land it.
[After Matt Hoffman attempts to launch over a ditch, imagined as the "English Channel" on his bicycle]
He didn't even make it to Germany!
[After seeing Bam's gluteus brand]
He should have made it bigger and more realistic, that puny thing's embarrassing!
[After sticking a fish hook through Steve-O's mouth]
Oh, man. That hurt to do that to you.