Chris Pontius quotes from Jackass Number Two (2006)

View Quote [After completing Medicine Ball Dodgeball] That was fun. Let's never do that again.

View Quote I can't believe I'm fishing for sharks with Steve-O as my bait! It's like a dream come true!

View Quote [After sticking a fish hook through Steve-O's mouth] Oh, man. That hurt to do that to you.

View Quote [While fishing for sharks, using Steve-O as bait] Dude, isn't this movie supposed to be a comedy?

View Quote I'm so glad I'm not the star of this movie.

View Quote [After drinking the horse semen] I'm ashamed of myself. I really am. I'm completely ashamed of myself.

View Quote Water-based lubricants, friend or foe? You be the judge.

View Quote [After Wee Man and Preston go bungee jumping off the bridge] That was intense, really intense. Well, not really intense, but pretty intense.

View Quote Hey Ehren, maybe after this movie you'll finally lose your virginity.

View Quote [After getting fired out of a street sewer in a devil costume in DTLA] Keep God outta California! Whoo! Tell Charlie Daniels to write a song about this! God is out! He can have the other 48... or 49... whatever...

View Quote [After Matt Hoffman attempts to launch over a ditch, imagined as the "English Channel" on his bicycle] He didn't even make it to Germany!

View Quote Get ready to be happy ladies and gentlemen, Johnny Knoxville is gonna jump the entire lake! He's amazing.

Scenes with Chris Pontius

View Quote Johnny Knoxville: You alright?
Chris Pontius: Yeah, hold on.
Johnny Knoxville: What do you mean "hold on"? The bull's not gonna hold on!
Chris Pontius: Ah, my **** leg. Goddamn, these bulls are strong!

View Quote Johnny Knoxville: This is the Toro Totter. It's me and Pontius vs. Dunn and Bam - and the last guy on the Totter is the winner.
Chris Pontius: It's gonna be a blood bath.

Other characters in Jackass Number Two (2006): Johnny Knoxville · Bam Margera · Ryan Dunn · Steve-O · Wee Man · Dave England · Ehren McGhehey · Jay Chandrasekhar · Crew Member · Jordan "Juicy J" Houston · Manny Puig · Phil Margera