Johnny Knoxville
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!
A line from Johnny Knoxville
[While gagging after Pontius drinking horse semen]
I never puke ever, and I really almost puked then.
More lines from Johnny Knoxville
11 quotes
Johnny Knoxville
Rectal bleeding... another first for Jackass.
Johnny Knoxville
If your asshole can't see the camera, the camera can't see you asshole.
Johnny Knoxville
It's gonna hurt a lot, but it's just loud.
Johnny Knoxville
[After getting shot by riot explosive]
Is this okay? [Points to face] Then we're good.
Johnny Knoxville
Okay, who brought crabs to the party? [Laughs] One of the guys had crabs!
Johnny Knoxville
[After taking a fall]
My head stopped my body from getting really hurt on that.
Johnny Knoxville
[Preparing Steve-O for the butt chug]
I'm staring right down Main Street and it's not looking any good at all.
Johnny Knoxville
This is REALLY gonna suck!
Johnny Knoxville
[After Steve-O does the butt chug]
He's peeing like a girl!
Johnny Knoxville
[Just before the second attempt at "big red rocket"]
Even if the rocket doesn't blow up on me this time, there's really not a lot of great ways for it to end, anyway.
Scenes with Johnny Knoxville
10 scenes
Johnny Knoxville
[Knoxville tries to get Dunn to do the Riot Control Test]
You just have to stand there.
Ryan Dunn
Yeah, and get killed!
Johnny Knoxville
It's just gonna be loud. It's going to hurt a lot, but it's just loud.
Ryan Dunn
You're nuts!
Bam Margera
[Bam has just been cattle branded with a penis-shaped branding iron]
You gave me a hologram dick! There's three solid dicks, there's one half-assed one right here, and then you gave me a set of balls.
Johnny Knoxville
But a sweet set of balls!
Bam Margera
Rad... I'd rather rip my dick off and throw it in the river than to do that again. Goddamn!
Johnny Knoxville
[While Bam is in a livestock trailor with a cobra snake]
You crying?
Bam Margera
Yeah.
Bam Margera
So the guys think they're coming here for a photo shoot, but little do they know we've got a shitload of bees we're gonna put through the sunroof and we've rigged the locks so they can't get out.
Johnny Knoxville
And when they do get out, we got some marbles waiting for them.
Bam Margera
This is the Beehive Limo.
Manny Puig
The anaconda is the largest snake in the world. It feeds on large animals and can kill grown men within minutes. Wee-Man, probably in seconds.
Johnny Knoxville
Why would you say that right before we film?
Johnny Knoxville
You alright?
Chris Pontius
Yeah, hold on.
Johnny Knoxville
What do you mean "hold on"? The bull's not gonna hold on!
Chris Pontius
Ah, my **** leg. Goddamn, these bulls are strong!
Johnny Knoxville
I'm Johnny Knoxville, and I'm going to the moon!
Crew Member
5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Bam Margera
Later! [Presses the launch button, causing Johnny Knoxville and the rocket to blast off and fall into the lake]
Dave England
[Gets knocked out by a large airbag]
Ah... ****in' shit... what was that shit? It's ****in' in my eyes...
Johnny Knoxville
Oh! Oooo!
Dave England
Uh... what the **** was that?
Johnny Knoxville
Oh my...
Dave England
I ****in' don't understand... what the **** did you do to me? WHAT THE **** WAS THAT?!
Johnny Knoxville
Uh... are you...
Dave England
You're ****in' me up man!
Johnny Knoxville
Let's go inside man!
Dave England
Oh... **** DUDE... I... that was ****in' CRAZY!
Johnny Knoxville
[At a clinic that specializes in leech therapy on eyes]
Doc, can you help us?
Jay Chandrasekhar
Uh, yeah, why not?
Johnny Knoxville
This is the Toro Totter. It's me and Pontius vs. Dunn and Bam - and the last guy on the Totter is the winner.
Chris Pontius
It's gonna be a blood bath.