Ehren McGhehey
[While trapped in the trunk of a taxi cab]
Get me out of here!
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[Doing the jihadist suicide bomber skit, to taxi driver]
Where I'm going, I don't need luggage.
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Dimitry Elyashkevich
[Terrible Middle East accent]
Father, hello, Father.
Ehren McGhehey
[Outraged]
You shut up, I told you to come here earlier!
Dimitry Elyashkevich
I am sorry, Father.
Ehren McGhehey
[Terrible Middle East accent]
You are late, you cannot be accepted.
Dimitry Elyashkevich
I have disgraced you.
Ehren McGhehey
Where have you been, you little bastard?
Dimitry Elyashkevich
[Apologetically]
I have been making a number two.
Ehren McGhehey
Oh.