Bam Margera quotes from Jackass Number Two (2006)

View Quote Please God, don't let there be a "Jackass 3". I don't even like 2!

View Quote [Regarding the Riot Control Test] If Knoxville goes in there... I'll french-kiss him.

View Quote [After getting shot by riot explosive] I'm crying. I'm a **** skateboarder, I don't get shot!

View Quote [After the Yak Charge] That couldn't have gone any better. I didn't know Knoxville could do back flips.

View Quote [Doing the gluteus cattle-branding skit] Here we are at some random-ass ranch and this is the Brand. And it's gonna suck!

View Quote Can somebody make a dick run?

View Quote We're here at April and Phil's house and I'm gonna present them the branded dick on my butt. No let me rephrase that, DICKS!

View Quote [Johnny Knoxville is about to be launched in the air] I'm scared just watching him, I want a Lance helmet!

View Quote It's time to play a game with a bunch of these medicine balls, and they're heavy as shit!

View Quote [Before plunging Steve-O] You better shit piss, asswipe!

View Quote You ****ers are asses! I don't trust anybody!

View Quote Knoxville is gonna see what the moon looks like!

Scenes with Bam Margera

View Quote [Bam has just been cattle branded with a penis-shaped branding iron]
Bam Margera: You gave me a hologram dick! There's three solid dicks, there's one half-assed one right here, and then you gave me a set of balls.
Johnny Knoxville: But a sweet set of balls!
Bam Margera: Rad... I'd rather rip my dick off and throw it in the river than to do that again. Goddamn!

View Quote April Margera: [After seeing the brand on Bam's ass] You're going to have that for life!
Bam Margera: No shit!
April Margera: Why would you burn him in the first place, Dunn?
Ryan Dunn: 'Cause it was funny...

View Quote Bam Margera: Ape, I got a muffed-up ass butt!
April Margera: I know, and you had the cutest butt ever and now you ruined it!
Bam Margera: No, Dick Farm Dunn ruined it.

View Quote Johnny Knoxville: [While Bam is in a livestock trailor with a cobra snake] You crying?
Bam Margera: Yeah.

View Quote Bam Margera: So the guys think they're coming here for a photo shoot, but little do they know we've got a shitload of bees we're gonna put through the sunroof and we've rigged the locks so they can't get out.
Johnny Knoxville: And when they do get out, we got some marbles waiting for them.
Bam Margera: This is the Beehive Limo.

View Quote Ryan Dunn: This isn't the best idea ever.
Bam Margera: Yes, it is.

View Quote Johnny Knoxville: I'm Johnny Knoxville, and I'm going to the moon!
Crew Member: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Bam Margera: Later! [Presses the launch button, causing Johnny Knoxville and the rocket to blast off and fall into the lake]

Other characters in Jackass Number Two (2006): Johnny Knoxville · Chris Pontius · Ryan Dunn · Steve-O · Wee Man · Dave England · Ehren McGhehey · Jay Chandrasekhar · Crew Member · Jordan "Juicy J" Houston · Manny Puig · Phil Margera