Dave England
Ow...! Ah...! My ass hurts so **** bad!
7th most-quoted character in Jackass Number Two (2006): in 4 of its 82 quotes
A line from Dave England [While chewing on horse feces]It's so dry!
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Dave England
[After going downhill in the Big Tire Race]
Oh I hate that, I hate it so bad! ****in' sucky!
Why do you hate it?
Dave England
I'm bouncing in my ****in' head!
Dave England
[Gets knocked out by a large airbag]
Ah... ****in' shit... what was that shit? It's ****in' in my eyes...
Oh! Oooo!
Dave England
Uh... what the **** was that?
Oh my...
Dave England
I ****in' don't understand... what the **** did you do to me? WHAT THE **** WAS THAT?!
Uh... are you...
Dave England
You're ****in' me up man!
Let's go inside man!
Dave England
Oh... **** DUDE... I... that was ****in' CRAZY!