Steve-O
[Chuckles after extracting horse semen]
You just pleasured a horse.
A line from Steve-O
It's times like these when you know - Johnny Knoxville is one gnarly dude.
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Steve-O
Dude, Wee Man, I would never use a card throwing machine on you!
Steve-O
I just had a leech chomp my eyeball. YES!
Steve-O
[After completing the butt chug]
Alright, let's go to the bar!
Steve-O
All right cast me out, goddammit!
Steve-O
I'm Steve-O, and sorry Dad, but no one's gonna miss this for the world. This is the Butt Chug.
Steve-O
[About to be buried up to his neck in a pile of manure]
I'm Steve-O and this is some shit. [Screams] I'm Steve-O and this is some shit!
Steve-O
[To Dave England who has an upset stomach]
Last time you shit in a damn van and now you get to shit in a limo!