Dave England: [Gets knocked out by a large airbag] Ah... ****in' shit... what was that shit? It's ****in' in my eyes...
Johnny Knoxville: Oh! Oooo!
Dave England: Uh... what the **** was that?
Johnny Knoxville: Oh my...
Dave England: I ****in' don't understand... what the **** did you do to me? WHAT THE **** WAS THAT?!
Johnny Knoxville: Uh... are you...
Dave England: You're ****in' me up man!
Johnny Knoxville: Let's go inside man!
Dave England: Oh... **** DUDE... I... that was ****in' CRAZY!
Johnny Knoxville: Oh! Oooo!
Dave England: Uh... what the **** was that?
Johnny Knoxville: Oh my...
Dave England: I ****in' don't understand... what the **** did you do to me? WHAT THE **** WAS THAT?!
Johnny Knoxville: Uh... are you...
Dave England: You're ****in' me up man!
Johnny Knoxville: Let's go inside man!
Dave England: Oh... **** DUDE... I... that was ****in' CRAZY!
Dave England : [ Gets knocked out by a large airbag ] Ah... ****in' shit... what was that shit? It's ****in' in my eyes...
Johnny Knoxville : Oh! Oooo!
Dave England : Uh... what the **** was that?
Johnny Knoxville : Oh my...
Dave England : I ****in' don't understand... what the **** did you do to me? WHAT THE **** WAS THAT?!
Johnny Knoxville : Uh... are you...
Dave England : You're ****in' me up man!
Johnny Knoxville : Let's go inside man!
Dave England : Oh... **** DUDE... I... that was ****in' CRAZY!
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