Bam Margera
[Bam has just been cattle branded with a penis-shaped branding iron]
You gave me a hologram dick! There's three solid dicks, there's one half-assed one right here, and then you gave me a set of balls.
Johnny Knoxville
But a sweet set of balls!
Bam Margera
Rad... I'd rather rip my dick off and throw it in the river than to do that again. Goddamn!
