A scene from Jackass Number Two 2006
Dimitry Elyashkevich
[Terrible Middle East accent]

Father, hello, Father.

Ehren McGhehey
[Outraged]

You shut up, I told you to come here earlier!

Dimitry Elyashkevich

I am sorry, Father.

Ehren McGhehey
[Terrible Middle East accent]

You are late, you cannot be accepted.

Dimitry Elyashkevich

I have disgraced you.

Ehren McGhehey

Where have you been, you little bastard?

Dimitry Elyashkevich
[Apologetically]

I have been making a number two.

Ehren McGhehey

Oh.

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