Most scenes together: Johnny Knoxville & Bam Margera (4), Johnny Knoxville & Chris Pontius (2), Bam Margera & Ryan Dunn (2)
Jackass Number Two quotes
Page 5 of 6That couldn't have gone any better. I didn't know Knoxville could do back flips.
That was intense, really intense. Well, not really intense, but pretty intense.
Here we are at some random-ass ranch and this is the Brand. And it's gonna suck!
Where I'm going, I don't need luggage.
Ah! Argh...! [Jumps of off the stool] No, [repeatedly] I don't **** like that dude...! That **** hurts, dude!
I'm gonna pay this mother****er right here... two hundred smackaroos... it's not counterfeit, it's real... to eat horse shit!
I'm scared just watching him, I want a Lance helmet!
Even if the rocket doesn't blow up on me this time, there's really not a lot of great ways for it to end, anyway.
I'm staring right down Main Street and it's not looking any good at all.