Jackass Number Two 2006 quotes, page 3

If your asshole can't see the camera, the camera can't see you asshole.

It's gonna hurt a lot, but it's just loud.

It's time to play a game with a bunch of these medicine balls, and they're heavy as shit!

It's times like these when you know - Johnny Knoxville is one gnarly dude.

Knoxville is gonna see what the moon looks like!

Okay, who brought crabs to the party? [Laughs] One of the guys had crabs!

Ow, my hip! I think I just gave birth!

Ow...! Ah...! My ass hurts so **** bad!

Please God, don't let there be a "Jackass 3". I don't even like 2!

Rectal bleeding... another first for Jackass.

So here I am, trying to contribute to Ehren McGhehey's new beard. I hope he knows that I skipped showering for about a week and a half to make this a little more gross. [Shaves his pubic hair]

Son of a–**** you!

There's a machine in here! Where's the **** card throwing machine?

This is REALLY gonna suck!

Water-based lubricants, friend or foe? You be the judge.