Most scenes together: Johnny Knoxville & Bam Margera (4), Johnny Knoxville & Chris Pontius (2), Bam Margera & Ryan Dunn (2)
You gave me a hologram dick! There's three solid dicks, there's one half-assed one right here, and then you gave me a set of balls.
But a sweet set of balls!
Rad... I'd rather rip my dick off and throw it in the river than to do that again. Goddamn!
You just have to stand there.
Yeah, and get killed!
It's just gonna be loud. It's going to hurt a lot, but it's just loud.
You're nuts!
All right cast me out, goddammit!
Bam just took a golden dildo up his ass at high speed. That's what happened.
C'mon!
Can somebody make a dick run?
Dude, Wee Man, I would never use a card throwing machine on you!
Get ready to be happy ladies and gentlemen, Johnny Knoxville is gonna jump the entire lake! He's amazing.
Hey Ehren, maybe after this movie you'll finally lose your virginity.
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!
I can't believe I'm fishing for sharks with Steve-O as my bait! It's like a dream come true!
I do not recommend putting leeches on testicles.
I just had a leech chomp my eyeball. YES!
I'm so glad I'm not the star of this movie.
I'm Steve-O, and sorry Dad, but no one's gonna miss this for the world. This is the Butt Chug.