Dry that one out, you can fertilize the lawn.
Ferris Bueller
Matthew Broderick · 42 quotes
Cameron Frye
Alan Ruck · 31 quotes
Ed Rooney
Jeffrey Jones · 14 quotes
Jeanie Bueller
Jennifer Grey · 12 quotes
Sloane Peterson
Mia Sara · 10 quotes
Grace
Edie McClurg · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Ferris Bueller & Cameron Frye (18), Ferris Bueller & Sloane Peterson (5), Ferris Bueller & Ed Rooney (3)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off quotes
Page 5 of 6Excuse me. If whoever's in the house is still in the house, I'd like you to know that I have just called the police. If you have any brains whatsoever, you'll get your ass out of my house real quick. I'd also like to add that I have my father's gun. And a scorching case of herpes.
Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.
Grace. Grace!
He'll keep calling me. He'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty... This is- this is ridiculous. OK. I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, with--I'll go. Shit! [starts car and yells in frustration] God damn it!
He's gonna marry me.
Hey, batter-batter-batter, hey, batter-batter-batter-swing-batter! He can't hit, and he can't hit, and he can't hit, and he can't hit, swing batter!
Hey, remember how mad he got when I broke my retainer? Come on, that was just a little piece of plastic. This is a Ferrari.
I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it.
I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?
I did have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists - that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.
I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.
I feel like complete shit, Ferris. I can't go anywhere.
If anybody needs a day off it's Cameron. He's got a lotta things to sort out before he graduates. He can't be wound up this tight and go to college. His roommate'll kill him. Pardon my French, but Cameron is so uptight, if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in 2 weeks, you'd have a diamond.
If anybody needs a day off, it's Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. He can't be wound up this tight and go to college, his roommate will kill him.