“I did have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European...” – Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off ... Movie Quotes Database

I did have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists - that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.

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