“Cameron has never been in love. At least, nobody's ever been in love...” – Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off ... Movie Quotes Database

Cameron has never been in love. At least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

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