Ferris Bueller Do you realize that if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym? Ferris Bueller Who is it? [pause] Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. Have a nice day! Ferris Bueller You're still here? It's over. Go home. Go!