“Hey, batter-batter-batter, hey, batter-batter-batter-swing-batter! He...” – Cameron Frye, Ferris Bueller's Day Off ... Movie Quotes Database

Hey, batter-batter-batter, hey, batter-batter-batter-swing-batter! He can't hit, and he can't hit, and he can't hit, and he can't hit, swing batter!

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