“Excuse me. If whoever's in the house is still in the house, I'd like...” – Jeanie Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off ... Movie Quotes Database

Excuse me. If whoever's in the house is still in the house, I'd like you to know that I have just called the police. If you have any brains whatsoever, you'll get your ass out of my house real quick. I'd also like to add that I have my father's gun. And a scorching case of herpes.

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