Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Ferris Bueller
Matthew Broderick · 42 quotes
Cameron Frye
Alan Ruck · 31 quotes
Ed Rooney
Jeffrey Jones · 14 quotes
Jeanie Bueller
Jennifer Grey · 12 quotes
Sloane Peterson
Mia Sara · 10 quotes
Grace
Edie McClurg · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Ferris Bueller & Cameron Frye (18), Ferris Bueller & Sloane Peterson (5), Ferris Bueller & Ed Rooney (3)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off quotes
Page 6 of 6Look, don't make me participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it! You make me get out of bed. You make me come over. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And, and, and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings.
Mr. Rooney... Ed... you're a beautiful man. I want to thank you for your warmth and compassion.
Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.' Good point there. After all, he was 'The Walrus'. I could be the walrus, but I'd still have to bum rides off of people.
Pardon my French, but you're an asshole! Asshole!
Poochie, poochie, poochie! *whistles* Look what Uncle Ed's got for you, you little ****er!
Something's going on, god damn it!
Sooner or later, everyone goes to the zoo.
The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office—that's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then again, so is high school.
This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung. So I better make this one count.
Well, my name's Jeanine but a lot of guys just call me Shawna.
What? You're letting him stay home? If I was bleeding out my eyes you guys would make me go to school. This is so unfair!
[thinking to herself]
Maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe Ferris isn't such a bad guy. After all, I got a car. He got a computer. But still, why should he get to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants? Why should everything work out for him? What makes him so god damn special? [out loud] Screw him.