Cameron Frye Call me 'sir', goddamn it! (to Edward Rooney over the phone, impersonating Sloane Peterson's father) Cameron Frye Hey, batter-batter-batter, hey, batter-batter-batter-swing-batter! He can't hit, and he can't hit, and he can't hit, and he can't hit, swing batter! Cameron Frye Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.