Most scenes together: Ed Wood & Bela Lugosi (10), Ed Wood & Mr. Reynolds (7), Ed Wood & Weiss (6)
"Perfect?" Mister Wood, do you know anything about the art of film production?
Well, I like to think so!
That cardboard headstone tipped over. This graveyard is obviously phoney.
Nobody will ever notice that. Filmmaking is not about the tiny details. It's about the big picture.
The big picture?
Yes!
Then how about when the policemen arrived in daylight, but, now it's suddenly night?
What do you know? Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?
Eddie, why did you chase them?
Bela, those people are parasites! They just wanna exploit you.
So what? Let them. Finally the press is interested again in Bela Lugosi. There is no such thing as bad press, Eddie. Man from New York even said he was going to put me on the front page — first celebrity ever to check into rehab.
So — we gonna be working together? [pauses to listen] Really? Worst film you ever saw. Well, my next one will be better. Hello. Hello?
Mister Wood, do you know anything about the art of filmmaking?
Well, I like to think so!
Guess where I'm going next week.
I don't know. Where?
Me-hee-co. Guess what I'm doing when I get there.
I don't know — lie on a beach.
Wrong. I'm getting my first series of hormone injections. And when those girls kick in, they're gonna take out my organs and make me... a woman.
Are you serious?
It's something I've wanted to do for a long time. But it wasn't until I saw your movie that I realized I have to take action! Goodbye, penis!
Would you please keep it down?
Everybody, we're about to embark on quite a journey: four days of hard work. But when it's over, we'll have a picture that'll entertain, enlighten, and maybe even move millions of people.
Don't you think angora has a certain tactile sensuality lacking in all other fabrics?
Kathy O'Hara Well, I suppose so. It is awfully expensive.
Well, it's made from specially-bred rabbits that live in the Himalayas.
Kathy Say, what are you — an angora wholesaler?
But, Georgie, I'm proud! I wrote, directed, and starred in it, just like Orson Welles did in "Citizen Kane".
Yeah? Well, Orson Welles didn't wear angora sweaters, did he?
What'd you give him all the lines for? He's unintelligible!
Look, Lugosi's dead and Vampira won't talk. I had to give somebody the dialogue!
That is no answer!
Why does he have all the lines? The man's unintelligible!
Look, Lugosi's dead and Vampira won't talk. I had to give somebody the dialogue!
Why couldn't we do this in the church?
