At Universal, we used to shoot one or two scenes a day. Eddie can knock off twenty, thirty — he's amazing!
Ed Wood
Johnny Depp · 39 quotes
Bela Lugosi
Martin Landau · 17 quotes
Mr. Reynolds
Clive Rosengren · 7 quotes
Weiss
Mike Starr · 6 quotes
Criswell
Jeffrey Jones · 5 quotes
Reverend Lemon
G.D. Spradlin · 5 quotes
Bunny Breckinridge
Bill Murray · 4 quotes
Dolores Fuller
Sarah Jessica Parker · 4 quotes
Vampira
Lisa Marie · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Ed Wood & Bela Lugosi (10), Ed Wood & Mr. Reynolds (7), Ed Wood & Weiss (6)
Ed Wood quotes
Page 1 of 4I refuse to drive in this country. Too many madmen.
Well... I have a car.
I'm seventy, but I don't know it. When the mind is young, the spirit is still vigorous, like... [puts an arm around Ed] like a young man.
It's a wonderful idea! We'll be at peace! In the afterlife, you don't have to worry about finding work!
This... this live television is madness!
This business, this town... it chews you up and spits you out. I'm just an ex-boogeyman.
How about glitter? When I was a headliner in Paris, audiences always loved it when I sparkled.
No.
Cat's eyes?
No!
Well, I'm gonna need some antennae.
No! You're the ruler of the galaxy. Show a little taste!
Conrad Brooks You know which movie of yours I love, Mister Lugosi? "The Invisible Ray". You were great as Karloff's sidekick.
Karloff? Sidekick? **** YOU! Karloff does not deserve to smell my SHIT! That Limey **** can rot in hell for all I care!
W-what happened?
How dare that asshole bring up Karloff? You think it takes talent to play Frankenstein? It's all, all makeup, and-and grunting. [imitates Frankenstein] Grrr-Rrrr!
I agree, Bela. I agree a hundred percent. Now Dracula — there's a part that takes talent.
And remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future! [narrating for Plan 9 from Outer Space]
And who may you be?
Edward D. Wood, Junior.
Ah — the director of "Glen or Glenda".
How'd you know?
I am Criswell. I know all.
Can your heart stand the true facts of the shocking story... of Edward D. Wood, Junior? [from opening monologue]
Greeting my friends, we are all interested in the future because that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. [narrating for Plan 9 from Outer Space]
How can you walk around like that in front of all these people?
Well, hon, look around. Nobody's bothered but you.
Ed, this isn't the real world! You've surrounded yourself with a bunch of weirdos!
You people are INSANE! You're wasting your lives making crap! Nobody cares! These movies... are TERRIBLE!
[over the phone]
Georgie, what happened? I thought Glen or Glenda was opening this week! Where's the ads?
"Where's the ads?" The ads are in Alabama, Indiana and Missouri, you schmuck! It ain't gonna play in L.A.!
Why not?
Nobody wants to see this piece of shit!
Hey, you can't talk that way about my movie!
Your movie?! I wish it was your movie! I wish I had never blown every dime I ever made into making this stinkbomb! And if I ever see ya again, I'll kill ya! [angrily hangs up]