Criswell And who may you be? Ed Wood Edward D. Wood, Junior. Criswell Ah — the director of "Glen or Glenda". Ed How'd you know? Bela Lugosi At Universal, we used to shoot one or two scenes a day. Eddie can knock off twenty, thirty — he's amazing! Vampira Look, buddy, I've got real offers from real studios. I don't need to blow some dentist to get a part. Forget it.