You people are INSANE! You're wasting your lives making crap! Nobody cares! These movies... are TERRIBLE!
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Ed Wood Listen, I was wondering if you'd like to go out some time. Grab some dinner, maybe.
Vampira You mean a date? I thought you were a ****.
Ed No, no. I'm just a transvestite.
Bela Lugosi It's a wonderful idea! We'll be at peace! In the afterlife, you don't have to worry about finding work!
Nurse OH! My goodness, you gave me the willies! You look like that Dracula guy.
Bela My name is Bela Lugosi... and I wish to commit myself.
Nurse For what reason?
Bela I have been a drug addict for twenty years. I need help.
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