“Why couldn't we do this in the church?” – Vampira, Ed Wood ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Ed Wood 1994

Vampira

[To secure funding from a Baptist church, Ed's cast and crew must get baptized in a swimming pool.] [whispering]

Why couldn't we do this in the church?

Criswell

[whispering]

Because Brother Tor wouldn't fit in the sacred tub.

In this scene

Criswell Jeffrey Jones More Criswell quotes →

Vampira Lisa Marie More Vampira quotes →

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