Vampira Look, buddy, I've got real offers from real studios. I don't need to blow some dentist to get a part. Forget it.
Played by Lisa Marie 
Ed Wood (1994) · 56 quotes
Ed Wood (1994) · 56 quotes
9th most-quoted character in Ed Wood (1994): in 3 of its 56 quotes
Scenes with Vampira
3 scenes Vampira 
Listen, I was wondering if you'd like to go out some time. Grab some dinner, maybe.
Vampira You mean a date? I thought you were a ****.
No, no. I'm just a transvestite.
Vampira [To secure funding from a Baptist church, Ed's cast and crew must get baptized in a swimming pool.] [whispering]
Why couldn't we do this in the church?
